90 Weird Ones

90. First off, what is your name?
none of your damn business

89. What did you do last night?
called up my usual whore… who said no once again

88. Do you have a same sex best friend that you can talk to 24/7?
sex?! Who the fuck do you think you are talking to?!!! Of course I have a sex friend!

87. Do you have any siblings?
yes. 7
86. Where are you exactly?
in hell playing poker with satan

85. Favorite color(s)?
blue and green

84. What does the 7th message in your [cell] text inbox say?
(censored)

83. Who sits beside you in math?
why do you give a damn

82. Who sits to the left?
nobody

81. Where is your dad right now?
dounstairs

80. Do you have any kids?
17 with eight wives

79. Who is the 5th person you got a missed call from?
I don’t get calls

78. Closest black object?
my hit list

77. Closest silver object?
the metal rod shot through my penis

76. Have you ever jumped a fence for any reason?
yes to get away from the fuzz

75. Do you sing in the shower?
hell yeah

74. Do you own any pets?
yes my bitch is always on a leash
73. How does your hair look right now?
sexy as usual

72. Last time you listened to country music?
how the hell should I know

70. If you could kill someone, who would it be?
the whole fucking world bitch

69. What are your fears?
hillary Clinton as president

68. What do you hear right now?
death

67. How many drugs are in your system right now?
alot

65. What are you wearing?
who says I am wearing anything

64. Who was the last person to comment you?
nobody I am all alone

63. Do you sing?
on the tolies

62. Screamo or Country?
who gives a damn

61. Rock or Rap?
see sixtie two

60. Chocolate or vanilla?
choclate
59. Who did you last call?
Tali

58. Who last called you?
Tali

57. What jewelry do you wear daily?
my tongue ring my penis ring and the rod sticking out of my ass

56. What are you doing now?
doing this survey what the fuck else

55. Who was the last person you said I love you too?
hmmmm these are hard questions

54. Would you die for someone?
yes

53. If so, who?
my family and very close friends

52. Are you cold right now?
no

51. What do you smell right now?
death
50. Do you have to pee right now?
oh yeah be right back

49. What did you dream about last night?
getting shot

48. What are you doing tomorrow?
going to commit suicide

44. Bedsheet color?
stalker bitch
42. Carpet or wood in your room?
carpet

41. Bad rumor about yourself that you've heard?
hell yeah mutha fucka I dealt wid dat shit quick
38. Can you do a cartwheel?
no my kilt will fly up

37.What's your favorite candle scent?
mandarin cherry or French vanilla

36. Ever gone a whole day without eating?
yes

35. America or Canada?
america

34. What makes you mad?
this could take a while
33. What if you found out you were adopted?
who gives a rats ass

32. Jeans or Sweatpants?
jeans

29. Do you have socks on?
yes

28. Do you own any big sunglasses?
no

27. Have you ever cried so hard you puked?
I don’t cry
23. Have you recently talked to an ex?
I don’t have any girlfriends they are all so stupid

22. Person who posted this before you?
[link]

19. Favorite TV show?
house

18. Do you like 80s movies?
yes

16. Last two numbers in your cell phone number?
don’t have a cell phone

15. What kinda music do you like?
who cares

14. Are you a crazy stalker?
you are stupid

13. Best city you've visited?
Blue Ridge/Appalachin

12. Been to London?
no

10. Favorite subject at school?
English

9. Been to college?
yes

7. Favorite time of day?
the end of the day

6. Ever licked someones cheek?
what cheek are we talking about
5. Watch all Spiderman movies?
no

3. What are you looking forward to?
the day my brother gets married

2. Ever gotten lost in the dark?
no

1. Do you snore/talk/walk in your sleep?
oh yeah